Calculating U.S. Retail Holiday Predictions From October Same Store Sales Figures Produces Unsettling Results (DDS, SMRT, ANF)

After same store sales figures were released last week, U.S. retail industry experts got busy trying to figure out how they could predict holiday sales based on October's results. Reuters concluded that holiday sales would be "tepid." Deloitte Research says they'll be "unchanged." Retail Metrics says they will "rise modestly." A little more research would undoubtedly reveal some individual or organization that sees October same store sales as an indicator of an unexpected holiday boom, and another who's certain that the monthly figures are warning us about a startling seasonal bust.

One of the reasons why there are no consistent conclusions about what October's same store sales figures mean for the final two shopping months of 2009 is because using long-term measurements to predict short-term performance is about as scientific as the penicillin experiment growing in the back corner of my refrigerator.

If you want to compare and predict sequential months you need month-over-month sequential measurements, not year-over-year historical measurements. Or, to put it in a more holiday-friendly way, it's not the job of the ghost of Octobers past to reveal the visions of the holiday shopping season future.

So, instead of trying to make October same store sales figures mean something they don't, let's look at what they do tell us instead.

For instance, when looking at a multi-year comparison of October same store sales, it's easy to see that Dillard's (DDS), Stein Mart (SMRT), and Abercrombie & Fitch (ANF) haven't seen positive growth in four year's worth of Octobers. The fact that these three major U.S. retail chains have been consistently getting worse at figuring out what to do to make their Octobers productive is something pretty significant that year-over-year same store sales numbers can validly tell us.

Add to that a multi-year comparison of September same store sales figures, and we find that the same three major chains have declined in their Septembers as well. That is a same store sales revelation that indicates there might be three major retail chains in danger of becoming irrelevant on the U.S. retail landscape. (In fact, Dillard's was identified as being "high risk," and Abercrombie and Fitch was identified as being "medium risk" on one retail bankruptcy risk assessment in 2009.)

Comparing this October's same store sales results with past Octobers can also provide us with some other interesting revelations.

Chains with October, 2009 Sales Levels Higher Than Before the Recession:

• TJ Maxx (TJX)
• Ross (ROST)

Chains with Positive October 2009 Same Store Sales, That Are Still Performing At 2005 Sales Levels:

• Nordstrom (JWN)
• Bon-Ton (BONT)

Chains That Have Experienced Growth Every October Since the Recession Began:

• Aeropostale (ARO)
• Buckle (BKE)
• Walgreens (WAG)
• BJ's Wholesale Club

Chains That Have Experienced Declines Every October Since the Recession Began:

• Limited (LTD)
• Macy's (M)
• Gap (GPS)
• American Eagle Outfitters (AEO)
• JCPenney (JCP)
• Wet Seal (WTSLA)

Chains That Have Experienced Declines Every October Since Before the Recession Began:

• Stage Stores (SSI)
• Abercrombie & Fitch (ANF)
• Dillard's (DDS)
• Stein Mart (SMRT)
• Hot Topic (HOTT)

While October trends can't accurately predict November and December results, four-year trends can certainly give some valid insight about a chain's relevance, leadership, innovation, resiliency, and consumer appeal. Based on that, here are my predictions for the 2009 holiday shopping season (because we don't have quite enough opinions expressed about this already).

Ross, TJX Stores, Aeropostale, Buckle, Walgreens, and BJ's Wholesale Club will see year-over-year sales growth. Stage Stores, Abercrombie & Fitch, Dillard's, and Stein Mart will experience declines and will have the chutzpah to try to play the "challenging economic environment" card at least one more time. Every other chain will be somewhere in between.

Overall, while consumers might not be as panicked as they were in the 2008 holiday shopping season, this year there are 10 million more consumers who don't have jobs, unemployment benefits, or medical insurance, who are burning through their savings, chronically unemployed and borderline desperate, and who won't be buying seasonal merchandise even if it's marked down 90% because they just can't.

Black Friday pre-opening crowds will be ridiculous in size, and the first hour of every store's Black Friday sales day will be out of control. Unfortunately I think there will be at least one senseless Black Friday consumer frenzy tragedy, and we will all get the opportunity once again to re-evaluate our unconscious and self-destructive addiction to the acquisition of stuff.

My word to describe this year's holiday results - because everybody else got a word - is "unsettled." I think that is the word that will accurately describe the condition of both retailers and consumers this holiday shopping season - with one foot in a past that no longer exists, and one foot that doesn't know exactly where to plant itself in a new reality that has yet to be clearly defined.

It's not exactly the most ho-ho-hopeful word, but it's not going to be the most jolly retail holiday on record either. Making peace with that in advance, though, takes some of the pressure off and it might even allow everyone in the U.S. retail industry to just relax and enjoy the season a little bit more.

Wouldn't a reduction in year-over-year stress represent a holiday improvement? It would be great if some analyst somewhere would create a way to quantify that. Except then we'd all have to worry about finding ways to beat those expectations too.